Somewhere Over the Rainbow...

With One Voice. on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/10397042

Te Faire Foutre on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/10398830

I’m fun, don’t judge me. on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/10398935

Cross the line if you dont hang out with your best friend as much as before because you feel like shes sick of you.

Cross the line if you feel so ugly, and you really can’t understand why people say you’re pretty.

cross the line if it wasn’t for your boyfriend/girlfriend you would have given up on the world a long time ago.

me and the best friend right thurr

DEAR OSAMA BIN LADEN

Great game of “hide and seek” there, huh? Hell, this could even go into “cops and robbers.” But in the words of Toby Keith, “We’ll put a boot in your ass, that’s the American way.” Good luck in Hell, I’ve heard it’s quite warm this time of year.

Love,

Morgan♫

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